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Before: Jan, 2008

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Natorp Newsletter, Mason, OH (5/06)

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Natorp Newsletter, Mason, OH (5/06)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

from Phil Newlon, Dublin, OH (1/06)

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH (6/05)

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Natorp Newsletter, Mason, OH (10/04)

Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Natorp Newsletter, Mason, OH (10/04)

He who is slowest in making a promise
is most faithful in keeping it.
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH (5/04)

The best profit of future is the past.
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH (1/03)

He who throws dirt loses ground.
from Thomas Herr, Westerville, OH (4/10/03)

Before: 01/01

The beginning of wisdom is to desire it.
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

Before: 3/00

Time is not measured by a watch, 
but by moments.

Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

If you are waiting for something to turn up,
start with your own shirt sleeves.

Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

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ADDED: 2/99

A moment's thinking is an hour in words.
Thomas Hood (Confucius Wanna-be?)

Do not say a little in many words,
but a great deal in a few.

Pythagoras (Confucius Wanna-be?)

Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom.
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/

We are all in the gutter,
but some of us are looking at the stars.

http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/

There are two kinds of people who
never amount to much -
those who cannot do what they are told
and those who can do nothing else.

http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/

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ADDED: 10/98

There is no question that should not be asked.
Lee Garden Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

The great pleasure in life is doing what
people say you cannot do.

Lee Garden Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

ADDED: 5/98

He who is afraid of asking is afraid of learning .
Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

Genius does what it must and
talent does what it can .

Lucky House Chinese Restaurant, Westerville, OH

ADDED: 4/98

To speak without thinking is to shoot without aiming.
Spanish Proverb (from a Chinese-Spanish guy??)

Time is precious,
but truth is more precious than time.!

from Lai Lai Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

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ADDED: 2/98

You are wise to be like the moon,
show only your bright side to the world.

from Lee Garden Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

If you only speak well of people
you never need whisper.
from Lee Garden Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

Always remember: no one can make you feel bad
without your consent.
from Lee Garden Chinese Restaurant, Columbus, OH

Progress is within the reach
of all who wish to make it.
from Siam Thai Restaurant, Columbus, OH

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